Slide Into The DMs
Hello! Things here are looking a little different right? I have finally succumbed to the allure of Squarespace, given that it refused to stop following me around all corners of the Internet (while it is still not as persistent as Duolingo in that regard, I wonder whether anybody could be). Fare thee well Blogger, we enjoyed the First and Second waves of style blogging together, but for the Third wave I require an upgrade. There are no doubt teething issues to deal with, but hopefully moving forward things feel somewhat more modern.
Lockdown 3: The Big Benfluenza Rises continues in London, although at this point it feels like we are in our twentieth lockdown. Long gone are the optimistic plans to tackle all the things we ever dreamed of doing, but were too busy to dedicate time to thanks to the pressures of work and life in the fabled Outside World. Instead, most people seem to have spent their Winter thus far in their comfiest (if not necessarily their cleanest) clothes. For my part I am slowly realising my vision of becoming a hug in human form, dressed in fluffy fleece and soft cosy fabrics. But vaccines are coming and lockdowns will slowly lift, and that is something to look forward to. And, although London is threatened by a super gonorrhea pandemic if the newspapers are to be believed, we are already late for cuffing season, so I thought I might give you a helping hand.
My version of flirting would be turning into a puddle of sweat and being unable to string together a coherent sentence, but thanks to the wonders of modern communication, there is no longer any need to worry. I have you covered with a choice selection of lines to get the ball rolling. After that it is up to you and the charms as your disposal. These originally debuted on my Twitter, which you should absolutely be following if you are not already!
So, here’s me, sliding into her DMs like “Hey Girl....”
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